buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via starbusta)

    Me: I'm pretty sure everyone wants to sound like him
    Me: Like--there's no way I could say no to that voice
    Guy: I know
    Guy: If Master Chief came up to me and was like
    Guy: (best Chief voice impression) Beta, I'm gonna bend you over and plow you in the ass
    Guy: I'd be like
    Guy: Yes sir