i guess i had time
N and Red could’ve fucked in a cave. you don’t know if they didn’t. nobody said they did or didn’t. but they could’ve. and they probably did.
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
a project i literally did overnight
gonna make it a booklet…
Pin me down and gently drag your lips and fingertips all over my skin. Put your mouth on my neck and use your teeth to send chills down my spine. Climb on top of me. Look deep into my eyes. Press that cunning smile against my wanting lips. Bite my lip. Make my whimper. Pull my hair. Help me let out some sweet little moans for you. Whisper in my ear everything you could do to me, everything you want to do to me…then don’t. Make me want it. Make my body beg for it.
I COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND THEN I DID AND I WAS LAUGHING AND LAUGHING FUCK ME
it’s hard buying gifts for nerds bc you’re like “i want the thing but they’re my friend”
it’s the ultimate sacrafice
Extreme Paper, Rock, Scissors.
I think this is how Mario Party games are inspired.
I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.
those assholes fell asleep during the scariest part